I thought that this was a little mystical, uh, maybe it was just mystifying. They were going to move my desk right next to the Colonel's office and tried to make me swear that I would behave myself in a manner that was to totally not me. When they asked me to swear, I just said okay, dammit! Next thing I knew my desk was moved to the opposite end of the room from the Colonel. I told them that I swore that I would not run naked through the Colonel's office unless he wasn't there that day. Go figure, I thought that was kind of mystical, don't you?